On a leash

By Mel

Scabbing fags, making you laugh when you've been ditched and Saturday night boozing. For these and indeed hundreds of other reasons, your mates are absolutely top-notch. But just occasionally they ... [Read More]

BOILED EGG HEADS

By Mel

Some people annoy me to such a degree I find myself fantasizing about cracking their skulls open like giant boiled eggs and scoffing their brains with a few toasted soldiers ... [Read More]

The Clumsy Lunge

By Mel

Usually I'll bleat on to anyone who'll listen about the treasure trove of flirtations to be found amongst your friends. The wonder of dipping your hand into your circle of ... [Read More]