House of Hades

By Mel

We've all heard the old saying about checking out the parents to see what your partner will become in the future. Well, my dear friend Caroline is currently on ... [Read More]

Does Not Compute

By Mel

Over the years my poor wee ears have had to endure an avalanche of digital dating stories. Some good, some bad, some so hideous they make me want to eat ... [Read More]

Kurt Would Have Been Proud

By Mel

1.Referring to my rather rotund chum as "Porky Mike" whilst he was standing behind me. 2.My bag falling open in front of my boss to reveal a 'naughty toy' I'd ... [Read More]